Anonymous asked: can we fuck?
Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you
An interesting piece by Rachel Woodlock
I get pissed off watching these shark shows on animal planet and the guy complains when the shark goes apeshit on em and I’m sitting here like this fucking idiot
I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do